Tag Archives: Premier League

Vuvuzela Gossip Korner: Diego Costa & Andre Schurrle Hate Each Other

Listen: everybody loves gossip. How can you not love gossip? You can’t not love it. We all love it. If you don’t, you’re a liar. Here at Vuvuzela Stylings we are very much about raising a ruckus. So let’s start some … Continue reading

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Premier League Returns, Is Terrible

Ah, the sticky hot disgusting late summer. A time when your ice cream cone melts faster than you can eat it but you don’t mind because the tear gas that police threw into your back yard has ruined the taste anyway. A … Continue reading

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The Age of Özil

The Post-Cesc Era is over, yall. The Age of Özil is upon us. Praise God. Verily I say unto you, these are days of which we hath not witnessed the like. A celestial power walks in the midst of mere boys, … Continue reading

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Premier League Week 4 Preview and Analysis

A very scientific graph.

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The Weak End

It’s a summary, yall already know what it is, you know what it do. Let’s get into it. At one point early on in Arsenal’s hilarious 3-1 loss at home to barely-escaped-relegation Aston Villa, the commentator commentated that match referee … Continue reading

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The Premier League Team of Assholes

In our first ever guest post, Ritesh of The False 9 gives us a tactical analysis of the Premier League’s shittiest assholes. We’ve all seen articles compiling “The Top Ten Players In The Premier League” or “The Best Ever Transfers … Continue reading

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Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading

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Swansea 3 – 1 Bolton

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Wolves 2 – 2 Swansea

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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading

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