Tag Archives: Liverpool

Premier League Returns, Is Terrible

Ah, the sticky hot disgusting late summer. A time when your ice cream cone melts faster than you can eat it but you don’t mind because the tear gas that police threw into your back yard has ruined the taste anyway. A … Continue reading

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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading

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The Merseyside Derby: Everton 0-2 Liverpool

This first appeared on Surreal Football. The English Premier League is full of Very Important Meaningful derbies, and the Merseyside Derby of Everton vs Liverpool is one of them. Personally I love a good derby. It takes dumb assholes and raises … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto

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Art, vol. 21

Ghosts of Derbies Past Everton, Liverpool. 1902  

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Vuvuzela Match Report: Tottenham v Liverpool (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. Ah, Spurs against Liverpool. The two Top Four wannabes slugging it out for … Continue reading

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Match Report: Liverpool v. Sunderland

First half: “This could be our year!” Second half: “This could still be our year…” Overall: “This might not be our year.”

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31 Reasons to Love Manchester United

A while back Surreal Football published a list called 30 Reasons Why I Hate Manchester City. For fun and to be contrarian, I submitted my own list of 30 Reasons to Love Manchester City, which they graciously published despite being … Continue reading

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Introducing: Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez!

Hola hola ladies and gentlemen, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! Hijo de puta have we got a roller coaster of a show for you tonight, folks. Buckle your seatbelts, because you’re going to … Continue reading

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