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Better Oscars

Everyone’s got Oscars opinions and so do I, and I’m putting mine here, on my blog. Best Picture: Should’ve been Selma. The first MLK biopic, just a better more enjoyable more thoughtful more emotionally stirring movie than every other movie … Continue reading

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List Season: My Favorite Songs of the Past Year, aka 2014

The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis. -Umberto Eco I hurt my fuckin wrist tryina write all these lists. i’m writing all these lists doing donuts in the 6. … Continue reading

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List Season: My Favorite TV Shows of 2014

“The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis.” Tonight it’s my favorite TV shows from this year. TV lists don’t need to marinate like music lists, because, uh… [inaudible] So … Continue reading

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Best Music of 2013

Yeah you read that headline right, this the best music of 2013 fool. You gotta let that shit marinate. Every year-end list last year looked stupid as fuck because Beyoncé dropped in mid-December. Take a breath yall. I’m doing albums because singles … Continue reading

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America’s Favorite Television Show

Who now knows the word Comprachicos, and who knows its meaning? The Comprachicos or Comprapequeños were a hideous and nondescript association of wanderers, famous in the 17th century, forgotten in the 18th, unheard of in the 19th. The Comprachicos are … Continue reading

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How to Score Your First Professional Goal

Just fucking do that.

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Khedira Challenges Pique to Epic Bleed-Off

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Our 100th Post

 

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Well, shit.

I done gone and started a soccer blog. Why? Fuck off. There are hundreds if not thousands of soccer blogs just like this one, most of them better. I hear the noise. I want in. This is my vuvuzela. Real … Continue reading

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