Listen: everybody loves gossip. How can you not love gossip? You can’t not love it. We all love it. If you don’t, you’re a liar. Here at Vuvuzela Stylings we are very much about raising a ruckus. So let’s start some … Continue reading
As your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist watched Brazil’s latest Copa America game on Univision, the Mexican commentators (including one Hugo Sanchez) made several digressive references, as is their wont, to an alleged conversation between Argentine players Nicolas Burdisso and Lionel Messi … Continue reading
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Tagged Argentina, Ballon d'Or, Barcelona, Burdisso, Copa America, Gorillaz, Ibrahim Ferrer, Messi, Que Pasa Contigo?, Roma, Univision
If Jacky were one of the characters, which would he be? Do you worry about the preservation of traditional English masculinity? Do you watch Gossip Girl? What would you call that face he’s making over there on the right? Gasface?
Oh TobiasWayne, you blowhard!
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Tagged #hairwego, Arrested Development, Bald, hair, hair plugs, lazy joke, Manchester United, Men's Fashion, reference-based humor, Soccer, Tobias Funke, Twitter, Wayne Rooney
PHEW, am I right? It’s ok to breathe again people. I know, I know. Literally everyone was tormented with worries that it would be supes awk between them because of the unchill frequencies that have been vibing lately re: marital … Continue reading
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Tagged armband, captain, Chelsea, class act, England, Fabio Capello, John Terry, Lions, Manchester United, mental illness, national team, Paul Scholes, racism, Rio Ferdinand, silly, Soccer, tabloids, Whitney Houston