Category Archives: Gossip

Vuvuzela Gossip Korner: Diego Costa & Andre Schurrle Hate Each Other

Listen: everybody loves gossip. How can you not love gossip? You can’t not love it. We all love it. If you don’t, you’re a liar. Here at Vuvuzela Stylings we are very much about raising a ruckus. So let’s start some … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: What Burdisso said to Messi

As your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist watched Brazil’s latest Copa America game on Univision, the Mexican commentators (including one Hugo Sanchez) made several digressive references, as is their wont, to an alleged conversation between Argentine players Nicolas Burdisso and Lionel Messi … Continue reading

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Jack Wilshere has been watching too much Gossip Girl

If Jacky were one of the characters, which would he be? Do you worry about the preservation of traditional English masculinity? Do you watch Gossip Girl? What would you call that face he’s making over there on the right? Gasface?

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Rooney chose “The Fünke”

Oh TobiasWayne, you blowhard!

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Guess Wayne Rooney’s new hairstyle!

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So, yeah. Maybe it’s a prank. The guy does seem like he would enjoy a good prank. And really there aren’t many targets more deserving than the British tabloid press. (Sepp Blatter, Rupert Murdoch, Kim Jong Il…) Obviously, we all … Continue reading

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Fabio Capello, John Terry, and Rio Ferdinand are best bros again

PHEW, am I right? It’s ok to breathe again people. I know, I know. Literally everyone was tormented with worries that it would be supes awk between them because of the unchill frequencies that have been vibing lately re: marital … Continue reading

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