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America’s Favorite Television Show

Who now knows the word Comprachicos, and who knows its meaning? The Comprachicos or Comprapequeños were a hideous and nondescript association of wanderers, famous in the 17th century, forgotten in the 18th, unheard of in the 19th. The Comprachicos are … Continue reading

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How to Score Your First Professional Goal

Just fucking do that.

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Premier League Week 4 Preview and Analysis

A very scientific graph.

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Players We Like: Edinson Cavani

Soccer is the worst sport in the world. As a game it’s incredible. The best. The best to play, the best to watch, the best to take home, dust off and give to grandma, the best to butterfly and gently … Continue reading

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How It Feels

When I was in high school, I loved Dimitar Berbatov. I still do of course, literally every single person in the world besides Sir Alex Ferguson does, but my most focused obsession over Berbatov came during his Spurs run. I … Continue reading

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Dunna Duh Nuh Dunna Dunna Duh Nuh Dunna

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El Pirata

Imagine, for a moment, that you are Esteban Granero. You were so good as a child. Better than anybody you’d ever met. Much better than anybody you went to class with. You’re even better than some of the much older … Continue reading

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The Toblerone Jones Official Podcast Apology #6

Sigh. We’ve been here before haven’t we? A few too many times now it seems. I’m not sure how much it’s really worth at this point, but just in case it’s worth anything at all I’d like to sincerely apologize … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Run of Play

Four years ago today Brian Phillips brought Run of Play to the internet. At least that’s what Twitter informs me. I didn’t actually have the date marked on my calender, and the RoP-themed shrine I built in my closet out of … Continue reading

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Art, vol. 25

NBA TV is all we have left. Dee Brown. 1991

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