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Better Oscars

Everyone’s got Oscars opinions and so do I, and I’m putting mine here, on my blog. Best Picture: Should’ve been Selma. The first MLK biopic, just a better more enjoyable more thoughtful more emotionally stirring movie than every other movie … Continue reading

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List Season: My Favorite Songs of the Past Year, aka 2014

The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis. -Umberto Eco I hurt my fuckin wrist tryina write all these lists. i’m writing all these lists doing donuts in the 6. … Continue reading

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List Season: My Favorite TV Shows of 2014

“The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis.” Tonight it’s my favorite TV shows from this year. TV lists don’t need to marinate like music lists, because, uh… [inaudible] So … Continue reading

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Best Music of 2013

Yeah you read that headline right, this the best music of 2013 fool. You gotta let that shit marinate. Every year-end list last year looked stupid as fuck because Beyoncé dropped in mid-December. Take a breath yall. I’m doing albums because singles … Continue reading

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Vuvuzela Gossip Korner: Diego Costa & Andre Schurrle Hate Each Other

Listen: everybody loves gossip. How can you not love gossip? You can’t not love it. We all love it. If you don’t, you’re a liar. Here at Vuvuzela Stylings we are very much about raising a ruckus. So let’s start some … Continue reading

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Premier League Returns, Is Terrible

Ah, the sticky hot disgusting late summer. A time when your ice cream cone melts faster than you can eat it but you don’t mind because the tear gas that police threw into your back yard has ruined the taste anyway. A … Continue reading

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The Age of Özil

The Post-Cesc Era is over, yall. The Age of Özil is upon us. Praise God. Verily I say unto you, these are days of which we hath not witnessed the like. A celestial power walks in the midst of mere boys, … Continue reading

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Reunited and It Feels so Good: The UEFA Super Cup Recap

Yes yes yall, international week is so boring that I went back and recapped the UEFA SuperCup. BarcelonaBayern Munich vs Chelsea, Champions League winners vs Europa League winners, THE ULTIMATE BATTLE FOR UEFA CLUB COMPETITION WINNER TAKES ALL. All of what, … Continue reading

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The Weak End

It’s a summary, yall already know what it is, you know what it do. Let’s get into it. At one point early on in Arsenal’s hilarious 3-1 loss at home to barely-escaped-relegation Aston Villa, the commentator commentated that match referee … Continue reading

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The Return

Hey kids, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzela soloist! Didja miss me? Don’t answer that. Let’s not talk about our 2012-13 adventures, during which we definitely just moved to Wisconsin for a steady paycheck and most assuredly did NOT spend … Continue reading

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