Better Oscars

Everyone’s got Oscars opinions and so do I, and I’m putting mine here, on my blog.

Best Picture: Should’ve been Selma. The first MLK biopic, just a better more enjoyable more thoughtful more emotionally stirring movie than every other movie this year, come on yall. Come on.

Best Director: Richard Linklater for Boyhood. Linklater had the most original idea, took the most risk, and made the biggest most intense commitment of anyone. There’s never been a movie that did what Boyhood did and odds are no other movie ever will.

Best Actor: David Oyelowo in Selma. Seriously yall I shouldn’t even have to explain myself on this.

Best Song: “Everything is Awesome” from The LEGO Movie. They gave this to “Glory” as a token recognition for Selma and an insincere apology for snubbing them in the categories that really matter. “Glory” is not a good song (sorry Common and John Legend), and “Everything is Awesome” is a good song.

Other Awards: I dunno, I either agree or don’t care about the rest.

Best Presentation of an Award: Terrence “When the molly hits” Howard

Moral of the story, fuck the Oscars.


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