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Tag Archives: Theo Walcott
Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading
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Tagged Robin van Persie, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, EPL, Premier League, Stoke City, Gervinho, Alex Song, AFC, Theo Walcott, Szczęsny, Frimpong, RVP, DEEEEEEEENCH, Stoke, English Premier League, SCFC, Peter Crouch, Rory Delap, Emmanuel Frimpong, Djourou, Tony Pulis, Kenwyne Jones, Matthew Etherington, DENCH
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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading
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Tagged Adebayor, AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arteta, Assou-Ekotto, boo, Boy Who Cried Wolf, Brad Friedel, broken leg, cancer, Carl Jenkinson, Coquelin, Derby, Designated Wildman, diving, Djourou, doodles, English Premier League, EPL, FIFA, FIFA 12, France, friends, Frimpong, Gareth Bale, Germany, Gervinho, goners, Gooners, Gunners, hair, Harry Redknapp, injury, Jack Wilshere, Koscielny, Kyle Walker, Lil' Modric, Lille, London, Manu, match report, Modric, North London Derby, Pepe le Pew, Per Mertesacker, Premier League, Sagna, Sandro, Sandro's hair, Scott Parker, Spurs, Squillaci, Surreal Football, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, THFC, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, vampire, Van der Vaart, Vermaelen, White Hart Lane, wildman
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Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal F.C. 3-0 Bolton Wanderers F.C.
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with MS Paint pictures instead of just captioned ones. Arsenal go into this game having won only a single league game, and that a tense 1-0 against newly promoted Swansea. Bolton are at the … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arshavin, Arteta, Bolton, Bolton Wanderers, BWFC, Chill, EPL, Gervinho, hamstring, hamstringwave, match report, Premier League, Robin van Persie, RVP, Surreal Football, Theo Walcott, Unchill, vampires, vuvuzela, Wenger
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The Post-Cesc Era, Part II: Udinese v. Arsenal
So Arsenal is through to the group stage. Good for them! This was a semi-enjoyable game. Neither team was very good, but there was a lot of dangerous penalty box action. Arsenal had a bunch of chances in the first … Continue reading
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Tagged $$$, AFC, Arsenal, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Carl Jenkinson, Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, Chill, di Natale, Frimpong, Gervinho, Handanovic, Jimmy Carter, Robin van Persie, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, Udinese
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