Tag Archives: Sheikh Mansour

Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez says hasta luego

Hola hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! It is my grim pleasure to announce that production of Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez has gone on indefinite hiatus and production is shut down as of now. … Continue reading

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Champions League Preview: Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City

Manchester City go to face Bayern Munich in today’s Champions League game. The sky blue Sheikh toys are facing their toughest match in recent memory. The German giants are looking to secure their position at the top of what is … Continue reading

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The Big Boys: Manchester City

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. City is a fan’s paradox. They’re guilty of every imaginable … Continue reading

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Introducing: Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez!

Hola hola ladies and gentlemen, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! Hijo de puta have we got a roller coaster of a show for you tonight, folks. Buckle your seatbelts, because you’re going to … Continue reading

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