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Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading

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Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal F.C. 3-0 Bolton Wanderers F.C.

This first appeared on Surreal Football, with MS Paint pictures instead of just captioned ones. Arsenal go into this game having won only a single league game, and that a tense 1-0 against newly promoted Swansea. Bolton are at the … Continue reading

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British Television Is as Insane as American Television

This has everything American TV can’t get enough of: Celebrities, pageantry, adults dressed like bikers from the movie Batman and Robin, a million dollars at stake. Stuff America can get behind. It’s basically in the Constitution that our entertainment will … Continue reading

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The Post-Cesc Era, Part II: Udinese v. Arsenal

So Arsenal is through to the group stage. Good for them! This was a semi-enjoyable game. Neither team was very good, but there was a lot of dangerous penalty box action. Arsenal had a bunch of chances in the first … Continue reading

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Match Review: Newcastle v. Arsenal

Arsenal and Newcastle have a fun history together. This game was a worthy entry in that rich tradition. Before we get to the fun stuff, some boring stuff:

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Robin van Persie conceals secret identity as stand-up comedian

It’s a cover-up! After delighting the world yesterday with his stand-up comedy debut “You Should Just Go To The Bakery Or Something,” Arsenal’s top scorer this season decided that the masses (you) simply weren’t ready to receive his hilarious truth … Continue reading

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Robin van Persie does stand-up

Quoth the striker: “They [Spain players] always go up to referees in an attempt to get an opponent booked. They are trying to screw colleagues! That kind of behaviour really annoys me,” Van Persie told Sport 1. “People who are … Continue reading

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