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Tag Archives: Robin van Persie
Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, DEEEEEEEENCH, DENCH, Djourou, Emmanuel Frimpong, English Premier League, EPL, Frimpong, Gervinho, Kenwyne Jones, Matthew Etherington, Peter Crouch, Premier League, Robin van Persie, Rory Delap, RVP, SCFC, Stoke, Stoke City, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, Tony Pulis
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Vuvuzela Match Reports: Arsenal F.C. 3-0 Bolton Wanderers F.C.
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with MS Paint pictures instead of just captioned ones. Arsenal go into this game having won only a single league game, and that a tense 1-0 against newly promoted Swansea. Bolton are at the … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arshavin, Arteta, Bolton, Bolton Wanderers, BWFC, Chill, EPL, Gervinho, hamstring, hamstringwave, match report, Premier League, Robin van Persie, RVP, Surreal Football, Theo Walcott, Unchill, vampires, vuvuzela, Wenger
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British Television Is as Insane as American Television
This has everything American TV can’t get enough of: Celebrities, pageantry, adults dressed like bikers from the movie Batman and Robin, a million dollars at stake. Stuff America can get behind. It’s basically in the Constitution that our entertainment will … Continue reading
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Tagged America, Britain, Cesc Fabregas, game show, ITV, million dollars, Red or Black, Robin van Persie, RVP, Shaq, Strike Out, television, UK, United Kingdom, USA
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The Post-Cesc Era, Part II: Udinese v. Arsenal
So Arsenal is through to the group stage. Good for them! This was a semi-enjoyable game. Neither team was very good, but there was a lot of dangerous penalty box action. Arsenal had a bunch of chances in the first … Continue reading
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Tagged $$$, AFC, Arsenal, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Carl Jenkinson, Cesc Fabregas, Champions League, Chill, di Natale, Frimpong, Gervinho, Handanovic, Jimmy Carter, Robin van Persie, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, Udinese
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Art
Arpeggios BBC. 2008 Via.
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Tagged Arshavin, art, BBC, beauty, commercials, Euro 2012, Guus Hiddink, Holland, Marco van Basten, montage, Netherlands, Pavlyuchenko, Piano Concerto No. 1 in Bb minor, Robin van Persie, Soccer, Sports Montages, Tchaikovsky
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Robin van Persie conceals secret identity as stand-up comedian
It’s a cover-up! After delighting the world yesterday with his stand-up comedy debut “You Should Just Go To The Bakery Or Something,” Arsenal’s top scorer this season decided that the masses (you) simply weren’t ready to receive his hilarious truth … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, comedy, Conspiracy, Cover-up, England, Jack Wilshere, Netherlands, pranks, Robin van Persie, secret identity, silly, Soccer, stand-up, superhero
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Robin van Persie does stand-up
Quoth the striker: “They [Spain players] always go up to referees in an attempt to get an opponent booked. They are trying to screw colleagues! That kind of behaviour really annoys me,” Van Persie told Sport 1. “People who are … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, comedy, media distortion, referees, Robin van Persie, Seinfeld, silly, Soccer, stand-up
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