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Art, vol. 28

LOL Jose Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo. 2010

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Art, vol. 27

Good times keep rolling, got to escape now. Good times keep rolling, dance to escape now. Cristiano Ronaldo, Marcelo. 2011

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The Big Boys: Real Madrid

A human being is never supposed to panic. When the burning building is falling down and flaming debris is littering our path we are meant to maintain our focus. Choke out the fear and continue to calmly walk down the … Continue reading

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International Friendly: Mexico 1-2 Brazil

Last night’s headline match was Mexico vs. Brazil, obviously. Now before we begin, The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones would like to single out one television station Univision for being the best ever and putting all the game’s important moments … Continue reading

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Kaka is back(?)

Things have been rough for Kaka since he moved to Real Madrid. He spent most of the last two years ravaged by injury and struggling to get back in form. But the Brazilian’s managed to get back into the starting … Continue reading

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Hamit Altintop plays 6 minutes for Real Madrid

Turkish midfielder Hamit Altintop played 6 minutes plus stoppage time for Real Madrid in last night’s Champions League group stage game against Ajax Amsterdam, coming on as a substitute for Mesut Özil in the 84th minute. This has been a … Continue reading

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Match Report: Dinamo Zagreb vs. Real Madrid

To be honest, I only watched the goal and Marcelo getting sent off, plus a few minutes surrounding those moments. From what I could tell though, a few things:

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Something Else I Forgot Re: El Clasico Supercopa

In the previous post I got so carried away making jokes and talking about racism that I forgot to include another lil’ nugget I dug up from the Supercopa—Messi is getting mean. Fucking finally. In the first game Messi looked … Continue reading

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El Clasico Supercopa: A No, a Poke, and Two Fouls

Yeah yeah yeah, the latest round of El Clasicos was a way long time ago, I know. Look, I’ve been busy. Also, here at The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones we actually strive to do things that are actually different, … Continue reading

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