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Tag Archives: Red card
The Merseyside Derby: Everton 0-2 Liverpool
This first appeared on Surreal Football. The English Premier League is full of Very Important Meaningful derbies, and the Merseyside Derby of Everton vs Liverpool is one of them. Personally I love a good derby. It takes dumb assholes and raises … Continue reading
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Tagged Andy Carroll, Anfield, Charlie Adam, Craig Bellamy, David Moyes, Deadly Dirk, Derby, Derby Day, Dirk Kuyt, diving, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, fans, Gerrard, Goodison Park, Jack Rodwell, Kenny Dalglish, Killer Kuyt, LFC, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Martin Atkinson, Merseyside, Merseyside Derby, not cool, Premier League, projectiles, Red card, Rodwell, Scousers, shitheads, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, Tim Howard, Toffees
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Derby d’Italia: Juventus 2-0 AC Milan
Before you other blogger bitches even say anything, I know. Il Derby d’Italia is actually Juventus vs Inter Milan, not AC Milan. I know this, I just don’t care. Inter is in decline/crisis right now, whereas Milan has Ibrahimovich. It’s a … Continue reading
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Tagged Abbiati, AC Milan, ACM, Allegri, Ambrosini, Aquilani, Arturo Vidal, blood, bloodhound, Boateng, Buffon, calcio, catenaccio, Chiellini, cig man, Clarence Seedorf, Conte, Derby d'Italia, dog, Gattuso, Ibra, Ibrahimovich, Il Metronomo, Inter, Inter Milan, Inzaghi, Italy, Juve, Juventus, Kaka, Krasic, l'Architetto, Marchisio, Napoli, Nesta, Old Lady, Pato, Pippo Inzaghi, Pirlo, puppy, Red card, Robinho, Seedorf, Serie A, Super Pippo, the Director, Van Bommel, Vidal, Vucinic, Xavi
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Match Report: Dinamo Zagreb vs. Real Madrid
To be honest, I only watched the goal and Marcelo getting sent off, plus a few minutes surrounding those moments. From what I could tell though, a few things:
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Tagged arrogance, blood, Champions League, Cristiano Ronaldo, Dinamo Zagreb, diving, DZ, egotism, fair play, FIFA, fouls, hubris, lolz, Marcelo, Mourinho, pride, public image, public relations, Real Madrid, red, Red card, RMCF, UCL, UEFA
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Brazil’s Copa America Loss: A Tactical Analysis
I made another one of these for Surreal Football. It first appeared here. Brazil’s strategy was “Don’t score, go down to ten men, sub out three of your best offensive players, and be sure to miss every penalty of the … Continue reading
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Tagged Brasil, Brazil, Chalkboard, Copa America, Failure, Fuck it, Mano Menezes, Paraguay, Penalties, Red card, Surreal Football, Tactical analysis
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