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Art, vol. 31

Horse sized duck Vincent Kompany, @BenTeague1 2011

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Balotelli’s Overhead Kick

This first appeared a while ago on Surreal Football. When you’re done here, click through and read it again over there. Over the weekend in thee English Premier League, Mario Balotelli of Manchester City scored a goal against Aston Villa with … Continue reading

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Players We Like: Mario Balotelli

Some French guy, I think it was Francois de La Rochefocauldierrebonmougepieusailleaux, once said something I first came across scribbled in the margins of a library copy of Is Future Given? by renowned chemical physicist Ilya Prigogine. Paraphrasing to the best … Continue reading

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Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez says hasta luego

Hola hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! It is my grim pleasure to announce that production of Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez has gone on indefinite hiatus and production is shut down as of now. … Continue reading

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Champions League Preview: Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City

Manchester City go to face Bayern Munich in today’s Champions League game. The sky blue Sheikh toys are facing their toughest match in recent memory. The German giants are looking to secure their position at the top of what is … Continue reading

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Players We Like: David Silva

I considered not writing this. Of course we like David Silva. Everybody likes David Silva. My grandmother has a David Silva tattoo (she tattooed David Silva’s face over her face) and my dog has a David Silva poster tacked to … Continue reading

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The Big Boys: Manchester City

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. City is a fan’s paradox. They’re guilty of every imaginable … Continue reading

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Manchester City vs Napoli: Match Review

This was Manchester City’s first foray into Champion’s League. Great isn’t it? Even Al Jazeera wrote about it. It’s such a heartwarming story. It just goes to show, you can go anywhere if you spend enough money. A lesson for … Continue reading

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Manchester City vs Wigan Match Review: Ronnie Stam Explains Berbarotica

“You like it? It’s called Berbarotica. You wear your headband like this, and then you get all the birds you want. Like all of them. You wouldn’t understand, it’s huge on the Continent. HUGE. What’s that? The Continent you idiot. The … Continue reading

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The Premier League: A Day In Review

The Manchesters. Guess who’s who.

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