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Tag Archives: MCFC
Art, vol. 31
Horse sized duck Vincent Kompany, @BenTeague1 2011
Balotelli’s Overhead Kick
This first appeared a while ago on Surreal Football. When you’re done here, click through and read it again over there. Over the weekend in thee English Premier League, Mario Balotelli of Manchester City scored a goal against Aston Villa with … Continue reading
Posted in Hopes and Dreams
Tagged Aston Villa, AVFC, Balotelli, beauty, bicycle kick, chilena, Citeh, football, Man C, Man City, Manchester City, Mario Balotelli, MCFC, MS Paint, overhead kick, Soccer, truth, Why Always Me?
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Players We Like: Mario Balotelli
Some French guy, I think it was Francois de La Rochefocauldierrebonmougepieusailleaux, once said something I first came across scribbled in the margins of a library copy of Is Future Given? by renowned chemical physicist Ilya Prigogine. Paraphrasing to the best … Continue reading
Posted in Players We Like
Tagged Balotelli, cack, Camorra, crazy, curiosity, decency, dumb, empathy, homeless man, humanity, humility, ignorance, insane, Inter, Inter Milan, interrobang, Italy, madness, mafia, Manchester City, Mario Balotelli, Maserati, MCFC, media, Naples, narrative, pay me, Players We Like, prejudice, prison, racism, school bullies, stupid, Super Mario, tabloids, women's prison
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Champions League Preview: Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City
Manchester City go to face Bayern Munich in today’s Champions League game. The sky blue Sheikh toys are facing their toughest match in recent memory. The German giants are looking to secure their position at the top of what is … Continue reading
Posted in News
Tagged Bayern Munich, Champions League, David Silva, FCBM, Manchester City, MCFC, Sheikh Mansour, Thomas Muller, UCL
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Players We Like: David Silva
I considered not writing this. Of course we like David Silva. Everybody likes David Silva. My grandmother has a David Silva tattoo (she tattooed David Silva’s face over her face) and my dog has a David Silva poster tacked to … Continue reading
Posted in Players We Like
Tagged cool, Cool Hand Luke, David Silva, explosions, fucking cool, Manchester City, MCFC, Paul Newman, Silva, Valencia, VCF
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The Big Boys: Manchester City
The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. City is a fan’s paradox. They’re guilty of every imaginable … Continue reading
Posted in Big Boys
Tagged Aguero, Carlos Tevez, Chelsea, David Silva, DOPE AS FUCK, Dzeko, Frankenstein, Man C, Man City, Manchester City, Mario Balotelli, MCFC, Nasri, Noel Gallagher, Oasis, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Sheikh Mansour, sky blue, Steve Martin, Yaya Toure
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Manchester City vs Napoli: Match Review
This was Manchester City’s first foray into Champion’s League. Great isn’t it? Even Al Jazeera wrote about it. It’s such a heartwarming story. It just goes to show, you can go anywhere if you spend enough money. A lesson for … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged $$$, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, Cavani, Champions League, David Silva, Dzeko, FNL, Friday Night Lights, Kolarov, Lavezzi, Manchester City, Mancini, Maradona, match report, MCFC, Napoli, Nasri, Tim Riggins, UCL, Yaya Toure
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The Premier League: A Day In Review
The Manchesters. Guess who’s who.
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged Aguero, Annie Get Your Gun, Chicharito, David Silva, EPL, Man C, Man City, Man U, Man Utd, Manchester City, Manchester United, MCFC, MUFC, Phil Jones, Premier League, Rooney
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