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Tag Archives: Manchester United
Ah, the sticky hot disgusting late summer. A time when your ice cream cone melts faster than you can eat it but you don’t mind because the tear gas that police threw into your back yard has ruined the taste anyway. A … Continue reading
The Post-Cesc Era is over, yall. The Age of Özil is upon us. Praise God. Verily I say unto you, these are days of which we hath not witnessed the like. A celestial power walks in the midst of mere boys, … Continue reading
It’s a summary, yall already know what it is, you know what it do. Let’s get into it. At one point early on in Arsenal’s hilarious 3-1 loss at home to barely-escaped-relegation Aston Villa, the commentator commentated that match referee … Continue reading
Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Hi everyone! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist. Last night England played against Montenegro somewhere deep in the black mountain ranges for which I assume the country is named. A confession: I didn’t watch the … Continue reading
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Manchester United traveled away to play against Stoke City at the Britannia Stadium. 1-1.
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. You guys, this game. This game. This game. This game. It was so … Continue reading
One last look before the real thing arrives…
The Manchesters. Guess who’s who.