Tag Archives: Manchester United

The Age of Özil

The Post-Cesc Era is over, yall. The Age of Özil is upon us. Praise God. Verily I say unto you, these are days of which we hath not witnessed the like. A celestial power walks in the midst of mere boys, … Continue reading

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The Weak End

It’s a summary, yall already know what it is, you know what it do. Let’s get into it. At one point early on in Arsenal’s hilarious 3-1 loss at home to barely-escaped-relegation Aston Villa, the commentator commentated that match referee … Continue reading

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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading

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Montenegro 2-2 England: Illustrated Edition

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Hi everyone! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist. Last night England played against Montenegro somewhere deep in the black mountain ranges for which I assume the country is named. A confession: I didn’t watch the … Continue reading

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Match Report: Stoke City 1-1 Manchester United

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Manchester United traveled away to play against Stoke City at the Britannia Stadium. 1-1.

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Vuvuzela Match Report: Manchester United vs. Chelsea (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. You guys, this game. This game. This game. This game. It was so … Continue reading

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Eight Two Final First Look

One last look before the real thing arrives…

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The Premier League: A Day In Review

The Manchesters. Guess who’s who.

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8-2 Match Review Promotional Billboard

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Eight Two Match Review: Bootlegged Early Demos

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