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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading

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Vuvuzela Match Report: Manchester United vs. Chelsea (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. You guys, this game. This game. This game. This game. It was so … Continue reading

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