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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading

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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal

This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading

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Match Review: Newcastle v. Arsenal

Arsenal and Newcastle have a fun history together. This game was a worthy entry in that rich tradition. Before we get to the fun stuff, some boring stuff:

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Audi Snooze Cup, Part the First

The Audi Cup happened this week. I watched it for some reason I can’t remember. It’s a cash grab for a Big Boy sponsor, Audi in this case. A handful of preseason friendlies structured like a tournament. There was even … Continue reading

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Rooney chose “The Fünke”

Oh TobiasWayne, you blowhard!

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Guess Wayne Rooney’s new hairstyle!

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So, yeah. Maybe it’s a prank. The guy does seem like he would enjoy a good prank. And really there aren’t many targets more deserving than the British tabloid press. (Sepp Blatter, Rupert Murdoch, Kim Jong Il…) Obviously, we all … Continue reading

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