Tag Archives: Germany

Montenegro 2-2 England: Illustrated Edition

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Hi everyone! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist. Last night England played against Montenegro somewhere deep in the black mountain ranges for which I assume the country is named. A confession: I didn’t watch the … Continue reading

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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal

This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading

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Internationals Round-Up

Some games were on yesterday! International games. Here’s what happened!

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Art, vol. 22

Mr. Cool Martin Tyler, Joachim Löw. 2010

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The Big Boys: Borussia Dortmund

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane. Spectacular spectacular. I’ll be honest: we know pretty much fuck-all about Borussia … Continue reading

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Players We Like: Thomas Müller

I subscribe to the seemingly unpopular school of thought that soccer is a rather uncomplicated game. Eleven men against eleven men, a plot of grass, a ball, two goals, and a referee to make sure nobody has too much fun … Continue reading

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Art, vol. 11

The Boss Martin Tyler, Bastian Schweinsteiger. 2010

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Art, vol. 6

How It’s Done Paul Breitner. 1974

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