Tag Archives: Failure

Mixed Messages with Carlos Tevez says hasta luego

Hola hola hola ladies and germs, you’re watching Mixed Messages! I’m your host, the Tasmanian Devil Carlos Tevez! It is my grim pleasure to announce that production of Mixed Messages! with Carlos Tevez has gone on indefinite hiatus and production is shut down as of now. … Continue reading

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Gunners gunned down by own guns

Friendly fire. Blackburn watched as Arsenal burned black.

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Eight Two Final First Look

One last look before the real thing arrives…

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Eight Two Match Review: Bootlegged Early Demos

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Manchester United 8, Arsenal 2: Teaser Trailer

You know what, you know what? Fuck you that’s what. You want to talk to me about the game right now? Well here’s what I want to talk about. Your stupid fucking hair cut you twat. You look like an … Continue reading

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Art, vol. 14

8-2 Dinah Washington. 1960  

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Match Report: Liverpool v. Sunderland

First half: “This could be our year!” Second half: “This could still be our year…” Overall: “This might not be our year.”

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Barcelona Lose 4-1 To Chivas, 2-1 To Manchester United–In Same Week!

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we all know what this means. On a less silly and more boring note, the last two friendlies make a good case for why Barca still need Cesc. Thiago is not sufficient cover for Xavi/Iniesta. … Continue reading

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Brazil’s Copa America Loss: A Tactical Analysis

I made another one of these for Surreal Football. It first appeared here. Brazil’s strategy was “Don’t score, go down to ten men, sub out three of your best offensive players, and be sure to miss every penalty of the … Continue reading

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