The Unseen
Look around you
Mad Prophets
Taxonomy
Trivialities
Like Us
Follow Us
- RT @Callum_TH: You kind of need Tony Pulis in football when you consider that Jack Whitehall and Russell Brand were commissioned to write F… 4 hours ago
- RT @IAM_SHAKESPEARE: Thou hast a traitor in thy presence there. 14 hours ago
- makes sense tho actually i'm glad it's getting used in courts for stuff like that, god knows lawyers and judges have no clue about real shit 14 hours ago
Tag Archives: Failure
Gunners gunned down by own guns
Friendly fire. Blackburn watched as Arsenal burned black.
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged AFC, alliteration, Arsenal, Blackburn, chernobyl, Failure, friendly fire, loss, meltdown, puns, Wenger
Leave a comment
Eight Two Final First Look
One last look before the real thing arrives…
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged 8-2, AFC, Arsenal, crisis, defeat, Despair, EPL Premier League, Failure, humiliation, Manchester United, MUFC
2 Comments
Eight Two Match Review: Bootlegged Early Demos
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged 8-2, AFC, Alex Ferguson, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, champions, Despair, Failure, Manchester United, MUFC, pain, sad, sorrow
1 Comment
Manchester United 8, Arsenal 2: Teaser Trailer
You know what, you know what? Fuck you that’s what. You want to talk to me about the game right now? Well here’s what I want to talk about. Your stupid fucking hair cut you twat. You look like an … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged 8-2, AFC, Alex Ferguson, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Bergkamp, Failure, Henry, Invincibles, Man U, Man Utd, Manchester United, match review, MUFC, Nasri, Vieira
Leave a comment
Art, vol. 14
8-2 Dinah Washington. 1960
Posted in Art
Tagged 8-2, AFC, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, blues, Clichy, decline, Dinah Washington, Failure, loss, Manchester City, Manchester United, MCFC, MUFC, Nasri, sinking ship, This Bitter Earth, transfer market
Leave a comment
Match Report: Liverpool v. Sunderland
First half: “This could be our year!” Second half: “This could still be our year…” Overall: “This might not be our year.”
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged EPL, Failure, Fernando Torres, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Premier League, Sunderland, This could be our year, This is Anfield
Leave a comment
Brazil’s Copa America Loss: A Tactical Analysis
I made another one of these for Surreal Football. It first appeared here. Brazil’s strategy was “Don’t score, go down to ten men, sub out three of your best offensive players, and be sure to miss every penalty of the … Continue reading
Posted in Fun, Match Reports
Tagged Brasil, Brazil, Chalkboard, Copa America, Failure, Fuck it, Mano Menezes, Paraguay, Penalties, Red card, Surreal Football, Tactical analysis
Leave a comment
andypants
neilsandwich
