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The Premier League Team of Assholes
In our first ever guest post, Ritesh of The False 9 gives us a tactical analysis of the Premier League’s shittiest assholes. We’ve all seen articles compiling “The Top Ten Players In The Premier League” or “The Best Ever Transfers … Continue reading
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Tagged assholes, English Premier League, EPL, guest post, Premier League, snoods, The False 9
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Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Arsenal 3 – 1 Stoke
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again as soon as you’re done here. Wow yall, three great English Premier League games this weekend, all of them on Sunday! (Sorry Liverpool.) It was infuriating because more … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, DEEEEEEEENCH, DENCH, Djourou, Emmanuel Frimpong, English Premier League, EPL, Frimpong, Gervinho, Kenwyne Jones, Matthew Etherington, Peter Crouch, Premier League, Robin van Persie, Rory Delap, RVP, SCFC, Stoke, Stoke City, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, Tony Pulis
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Swansea 3 – 1 Bolton
Posted in Swan Songs
Tagged Bolton, Bolton Wanderers, BWFC, English Premier League, EPL, Premier League, Swan songs, Swansea, Swansea City, SWFC
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Wolves 2 – 2 Swansea
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Tagged English Premier League, EPL, match report, Premier League, Swan songs, Swansea, Swansea City, SWFC, Wolverhampton, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Wolves, WWFC
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Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 1 Everton like you’ve never seen
This first appeared on Surreal Football. Go there and read it again when you’re done here. Before we begin, let me just say: I know. I’m sorry. This weekend has been a difficult time for MS Paint match reporting. First, … Continue reading
Posted in Match Reports
Tagged afro, America, Andre Villas-Boas, Apostolos Vellios, AVB, blues, C.R.E.A.M., CFC, Chelsea, Daniel Sturridge, David Luiz, David Moyes, Democracy, Drogba, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, Fellaini, Frank Lampard, Freedom, hair, Harpo Marx, Ivanovic, Jack Rodwell, John Obi Mikel, John Terry, Juan Mata, Leighton Baines, Liberty, MS Paint, mustache, Phil Jagielka, Premier League, rabies, raccoons, Ramires, Raul Meireles, Royston Drenthe, Tim Howard, Toffees, Tony Hibbert, Villas-Boas
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Arsenal Explained
In gif form! Via the lovely Suzi and Allison.
Posted in Fun
Tagged AFC, Arsenal, confusion, disbelief, English Premier League, EPL, fear, gif, Mertesacker, panic, Per Mertesacker, Premier League, Since Arsenal Won A Trophy, terror, trophy
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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United
Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading
Posted in News
Tagged Alex Ferguson, analysis, Andy Carroll, Anfield, Berbatov, Carragher, Carroll, Chalkboard, Charlie Adam, Chicharito, English Premier League, EPL, Fergie, Gerrard, groin, Kenny Dalglish, King Kenny, LFC, Liverpool, Liverpool vs Manchester United, Man Utd, Manchester United, MUFC, Premier League, preview, Rooney, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, Tactics, Vidic, wanking, Wayne Rooney
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The North London Derby: Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal
This first appeared on Surreal Football, with all doodles instead of pictures. Of the two important English Premier League derbies this weekend, the North London fixture had much more narrative meat to mine than its Merseyside cousin. Arsenal in crisis, … Continue reading
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Tagged Adebayor, AFC, Alex Song, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Arteta, Assou-Ekotto, boo, Boy Who Cried Wolf, Brad Friedel, broken leg, cancer, Carl Jenkinson, Coquelin, Derby, Designated Wildman, diving, Djourou, doodles, English Premier League, EPL, FIFA, FIFA 12, France, friends, Frimpong, Gareth Bale, Germany, Gervinho, goners, Gooners, Gunners, hair, Harry Redknapp, injury, Jack Wilshere, Koscielny, Kyle Walker, Lil' Modric, Lille, London, Manu, match report, Modric, North London Derby, Pepe le Pew, Per Mertesacker, Premier League, Sagna, Sandro, Sandro's hair, Scott Parker, Spurs, Squillaci, Surreal Football, Szczęsny, Theo Walcott, THFC, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, vampire, Van der Vaart, Vermaelen, White Hart Lane, wildman
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The Merseyside Derby: Everton 0-2 Liverpool
This first appeared on Surreal Football. The English Premier League is full of Very Important Meaningful derbies, and the Merseyside Derby of Everton vs Liverpool is one of them. Personally I love a good derby. It takes dumb assholes and raises … Continue reading
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Tagged Andy Carroll, Anfield, Charlie Adam, Craig Bellamy, David Moyes, Deadly Dirk, Derby, Derby Day, Dirk Kuyt, diving, EFC, English Premier League, EPL, Everton, fans, Gerrard, Goodison Park, Jack Rodwell, Kenny Dalglish, Killer Kuyt, LFC, Liverpool, Luis Suarez, Martin Atkinson, Merseyside, Merseyside Derby, not cool, Premier League, projectiles, Red card, Rodwell, Scousers, shitheads, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, Tim Howard, Toffees
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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto
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Tagged $$$, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, disgust, English Premier League, EPL, globalization, greed, LFC, Liverpool, Money, Premier League
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