Tag Archives: Berbatov

How It Feels

When I was in high school, I loved Dimitar Berbatov. I still do of course, literally every single person in the world besides Sir Alex Ferguson does, but my most focused obsession over Berbatov came during his Spurs run. I … Continue reading

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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading

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Match Report: Stoke City 1-1 Manchester United

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Manchester United traveled away to play against Stoke City at the Britannia Stadium. 1-1.

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Vuvuzela Match Report: Manchester United vs. Chelsea (THE DIRECTOR’S CUT)

This first appeared on Surreal Football. Due to technical difficulties it did not appear with captioned pictures as originally intended. We present it here in its undiluted splendor. You guys, this game. This game. This game. This game. It was so … Continue reading

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Manchester City vs Wigan Match Review: Ronnie Stam Explains Berbarotica

“You like it? It’s called Berbarotica. You wear your headband like this, and then you get all the birds you want. Like all of them. You wouldn’t understand, it’s huge on the Continent. HUGE. What’s that? The Continent you idiot. The … Continue reading

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Manchester United 2011-2012: The Sexiest Side of All Time?

Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist was thinking of a spin to use for a match report of Manchester United’s season opener away at West Brom. Then it hit me: they’re fucking hot. Can you think of a better-looking squad, if you’re … Continue reading

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31 Reasons to Love Manchester United

A while back Surreal Football published a list called 30 Reasons Why I Hate Manchester City. For fun and to be contrarian, I submitted my own list of 30 Reasons to Love Manchester City, which they graciously published despite being … Continue reading

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Berbarotica

This first appeared on Surreal Football. I made it for them.* Helpful bit of context coming your way: this and this. *I run their tumblr. You should go visit it, and their main site, too. Both are very good, and … Continue reading

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