Tag Archives: Aguero

The Big Boys: Manchester City

The Champions League is coming. As our annual war atop Olympus approaches, the angry gods gather themselves and prepare for the bloodbath. The TV money is gonna be insane.¬†Spectacular spectacular. City is a fan’s paradox. They’re guilty of every imaginable … Continue reading

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Manchester City vs Wigan Match Review: Ronnie Stam Explains Berbarotica

“You like it? It’s called Berbarotica.¬†You wear your headband like this, and then you get all the birds you want. Like all of them. You wouldn’t understand, it’s huge on the Continent. HUGE. What’s that? The Continent you idiot. The … Continue reading

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The Premier League: A Day In Review

The Manchesters. Guess who’s who.

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Match Report: Man C v. Swansea

Swansea battled liked heroes, bravely and honorably. Vorm was superhuman. Vorm to United. Kun Aguero came off the bench and it took him 8 minutes to score. Then he scored again in stoppage time to rub it in. City was … Continue reading

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The Nickname Game

A long time ago, your friendly neighborhood vuvuzela soloist read a quotes-led article in which England and Chelsea captain/aquatic life-form John Terry casually referred to players by his chosen nicknames for them, and a beautiful game was born. This is … Continue reading

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