Category Archives: News

Thiago Silva’s real response to Barca interest

After a superb defensive and counterattacking display from Milan held Barcelona to a 2-2 draw in the Champions League last week, journalists thought to themselves hey, remember a few months ago when Barca got laughed out of Milan after trying … Continue reading

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Mourinho’s Reign of Terror Ruins Spanish Football

[Ed. Note: This is Neil‘s first post! Show some love/hate/indifference.] As we all know, it’s an absolute certainty that Jose Mourinho, and not racism obviously why you even bring that up, is ruining Spanish Football forever. What follows is a … Continue reading

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Jack Wilshere made available on free transfer

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Barcelona Lose 4-1 To Chivas, 2-1 To Manchester United–In Same Week!

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we all know what this means. On a less silly and more boring note, the last two friendlies make a good case for why Barca still need Cesc. Thiago is not sufficient cover for Xavi/Iniesta. … Continue reading

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It’s Neil, Bitches!

Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist is fully erect to announce that my friend Neil has joined me on this merry dance across the darkening horizon called The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones.  Andy, in his infinite (ok, not infinite. But big. Incomprehensibly … Continue reading

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The Tevez Penalty: A Dramatic Reenactment

As most of you know by now, Argentina lost their dramatic Copa America quarterfinal against Uruguay last night in a penalty shootout. Buenos Aires-born Uruguay goalkeeper Fernando Muslera saved the penalty taken by Argentine folk hero Carlos Tevez. Your friendly … Continue reading

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Rooney chose “The Fünke”

Oh TobiasWayne, you blowhard!

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Robin van Persie conceals secret identity as stand-up comedian

It’s a cover-up! After delighting the world yesterday with his stand-up comedy debut “You Should Just Go To The Bakery Or Something,” Arsenal’s top scorer this season decided that the masses (you) simply weren’t ready to receive his hilarious truth … Continue reading

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Robin van Persie does stand-up

Quoth the striker: “They [Spain players] always go up to referees in an attempt to get an opponent booked. They are trying to screw colleagues! That kind of behaviour really annoys me,” Van Persie told Sport 1. “People who are … Continue reading

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