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Category Archives: News
Mourinho’s Reign of Terror Ruins Spanish Football
[Ed. Note: This is Neil's first post! Show some love/hate/indifference.] As we all know, it’s an absolute certainty that Jose Mourinho, and not racism obviously why you even bring that up, is ruining Spanish Football forever. What follows is a … Continue reading
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Tagged Casillas, Cesc Fabregas, Euro 2012, Fernando Llorente, Mourinho, Pique, Real Madrid, Sergio Ramos, Spain, Vicente del Bosque
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Jack Wilshere made available on free transfer
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Tagged Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, free transfer, Jack Wilshere, mutiny, Twitter
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It’s Neil, Bitches!
Your friendly neighborhood vuvuzelist is fully erect to announce that my friend Neil has joined me on this merry dance across the darkening horizon called The Vuvuzela Stylings of Toblerone Jones. Andy, in his infinite (ok, not infinite. But big. Incomprehensibly … Continue reading
The Tevez Penalty: A Dramatic Reenactment
As most of you know by now, Argentina lost their dramatic Copa America quarterfinal against Uruguay last night in a penalty shootout. Buenos Aires-born Uruguay goalkeeper Fernando Muslera saved the penalty taken by Argentine folk hero Carlos Tevez. Your friendly … Continue reading
Posted in Fun, News
Tagged Argentina, Bugs Bunny, Copa America, Looney Tunes, Muslera, Penalties, quarterfinal, Tasmanian Devil, Tevez, Uruguay
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Rooney chose “The Fünke”
Oh TobiasWayne, you blowhard!
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Tagged #hairwego, Arrested Development, Bald, hair, hair plugs, lazy joke, Manchester United, Men's Fashion, reference-based humor, Soccer, Tobias Funke, Twitter, Wayne Rooney
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Robin van Persie conceals secret identity as stand-up comedian
It’s a cover-up! After delighting the world yesterday with his stand-up comedy debut “You Should Just Go To The Bakery Or Something,” Arsenal’s top scorer this season decided that the masses (you) simply weren’t ready to receive his hilarious truth … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, comedy, Conspiracy, Cover-up, England, Jack Wilshere, Netherlands, pranks, Robin van Persie, secret identity, silly, Soccer, stand-up, superhero
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Robin van Persie does stand-up
Quoth the striker: “They [Spain players] always go up to referees in an attempt to get an opponent booked. They are trying to screw colleagues! That kind of behaviour really annoys me,” Van Persie told Sport 1. “People who are … Continue reading
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Tagged Arsenal, comedy, media distortion, referees, Robin van Persie, Seinfeld, silly, Soccer, stand-up
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