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Category Archives: News
Introducing Our New Clothing Line
Yeah you read right bitches, we’re hawking t-shirts and shit now. In conjunction with our new gigs at Surreal Football, we’re launching a US-based online apparel outlet, making mad money. Vogue, Voguer and Voguest have all simultaneously yet independently christened us the new … Continue reading
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Tagged buy, hoodies, Illuminati, Money, online, sellout, shop, store, Surreal Football, t-shirts
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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United
Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Ferguson, analysis, Andy Carroll, Anfield, Berbatov, Carragher, Carroll, Chalkboard, Charlie Adam, Chicharito, English Premier League, EPL, Fergie, Gerrard, groin, Kenny Dalglish, King Kenny, LFC, Liverpool, Liverpool vs Manchester United, Man Utd, Manchester United, MUFC, Premier League, preview, Rooney, Steven Gerrard, Suarez, Tactics, Vidic, wanking, Wayne Rooney
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Internationals Round-Up
Some games were on yesterday! International games. Here’s what happened!
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Tagged Amorebieta, Argentina, Athletic Bilbao, Belgium, Bendtner, Bosnia, CONMEBOL, Cristiano Ronaldo, Denmark, Ecuador, Euro 2012, France, Germany, Ibrahimovic, international friendly, Messi, Nani, Netherlands, Portugal, retirement, Ronaldo, Scotland, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, USA, USMNT, Venezuela, Vidic, Vinotinto, WC 2014, World Cup Qualifiers
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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto
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Tagged $$$, C.R.E.A.M., capitalism, disgust, English Premier League, EPL, globalization, greed, LFC, Liverpool, Money, Premier League
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Frank Lampard is “back”
John Terry’s sidekick Frank Lampard scored a hat trick against Bolton Wanderers, of the English Premier League. The Tory is a shoo-in for FIFA Player of the Year, surely.
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Tagged Ballon d'Or, Bolton, CFC, Chelsea, England, English Premier League, EPL, FIFA, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Lampard, Player of the Year, Premier League
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Hamit Altintop plays 6 minutes for Real Madrid
Turkish midfielder Hamit Altintop played 6 minutes plus stoppage time for Real Madrid in last night’s Champions League group stage game against Ajax Amsterdam, coming on as a substitute for Mesut Özil in the 84th minute. This has been a … Continue reading
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Tagged Ajax, Altintop, Champions League, Hamit Altintop, Mourinho, Ozil, Real Madrid, RMCF, UCL
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Champions League Preview: Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City
Manchester City go to face Bayern Munich in today’s Champions League game. The sky blue Sheikh toys are facing their toughest match in recent memory. The German giants are looking to secure their position at the top of what is … Continue reading
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Tagged Bayern Munich, Champions League, David Silva, FCBM, Manchester City, MCFC, Sheikh Mansour, Thomas Muller, UCL
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