Category Archives: News

Premier League Returns, Is Terrible

Ah, the sticky hot disgusting late summer. A time when your ice cream cone melts faster than you can eat it but you don’t mind because the tear gas that police threw into your back yard has ruined the taste anyway. A … Continue reading

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We’re Back

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Introducing Our New Clothing Line

Yeah you read right bitches, we’re hawking t-shirts and shit now. In conjunction with our new gigs at Surreal Football, we’re launching a US-based online apparel outlet, making mad money. Vogue, Voguer and Voguest have all simultaneously yet independently christened us the new … Continue reading

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Premier League Preview: Liverpool vs. Manchester United

Well, here we go. It’s this time of year again. The biseasonal clash between the two biggest and most important clubs in the history of English soccer. It’s a pretty big deal I suppose. United won the title last year. … Continue reading

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Internationals Round-Up

Some games were on yesterday! International games. Here’s what happened!

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BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC Announce New Motto

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Frank Lampard is “back”

John Terry’s sidekick Frank Lampard scored a hat trick against Bolton Wanderers, of the English Premier League. The Tory is a shoo-in for FIFA Player of the Year, surely.

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Hamit Altintop plays 6 minutes for Real Madrid

Turkish midfielder Hamit Altintop played 6 minutes plus stoppage time for Real Madrid in last night’s Champions League group stage game against Ajax Amsterdam, coming on as a substitute for Mesut Özil in the 84th minute. This has been a … Continue reading

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Champions League Preview: Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City

Manchester City go to face Bayern Munich in today’s Champions League game. The sky blue Sheikh toys are facing their toughest match in recent memory. The German giants are looking to secure their position at the top of what is … Continue reading

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Valencia CF 2-2 FC Barcelona

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